From my E-Mail, from my son-in-law Tom...
HO HO HO or UH OH
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his
wedding anniversary [Christmas could be substituted - 'tis the Season].
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something
in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the
driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for
this Saturday.
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